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    Are you joking? You don't know the kind of diseases they carry, the cryptochroctosis, it's disgusting!..And the spergillosis?
12. Beautiful, isn't it?
13. Milan, the huge Milan
14. You'll see Silvia, our lives are going to change!
15. Who's that? Oh, It's Mario!
16. Mario? Guess where we are!..What? Look, I cannot talk right now, I'll call you tonight, ok? Bye
17. What's going on?
18. Troubles at work?
19. No..don't worry! Optimism, Silvia, optimism!
20. Gross!
21. Motherfu..
22. Whatever.
23. What do you mean you cannot do anything about it? It's 15 years I have been working there!
24. Come on, you promised to me!
25. You knew I cared about that!
26. Well..whatever..ok, I understand, I get it.
27. Let me tell you it is not fair, though.
28. Well..ok, bye Mario! Bye
29. SHOES!
30. TV talking
31. What?
32. They refused to transfer me to Milan
33. What?
34. A..disabled person overtook me
35. So, one needs to be handicapped to go and live in Milan now?
36. No, but they have priority..it's fair, come on
37. Yes, but wasn't your friend 'I-will-sort-everything-out' Mario going to help you in this?
38. How long have I been telling you that Mario is 'chaparan'?
39. Daddy! What does 'chaparan' mean?
40. Well, it means he goes aftere rats..I mean, that he's good for nothing
41. With everything you have done for him!
42. It is not like that, it is not Mario's fault, it is not my fault, it is nobody's fault!
43. Daddy, we are not going to Milan anymore, are we?
44. Calm down! We are still going to go to the American school
45. Your MOTHER is going to bring you there anyway, because if it was up to your father..
46. and then you will go to university in Milan, you will become a lawyer, you'll get married, and then you'll buy a house, in Milan, in the center! In Piazza Duomo!
47. ..or he can stay here and marry Pina
48. Pina? And who's that?
49. The daughter of the pizza man at 'Lo Scoglio'
50. Look, Pina is not ugly at all!
51. And do you know how much does the father have in the bank?
52. It can be an eligible girl!
53. Fish-fingers!
54. Fish fingers again?
55. How does Pina look?
56. She looks like a monster, daddy
57. Mario!
58. Are you crazy?
59. Has anybody seen you coming in?
60. Have you talked to anybody?
61. We work at the post office, not at the CIA
62. Don't speak loud, I am risking a lot!
63. What? What are you risking, I didn't even get the job!
64. I have been working my ass off for 15 years in this company
65. Don't scream like this or we are fucked!
66. Mario. Please help me
67. Silvia is not even talking to me anymore
68. Listen, there is another available site in Milan, the present director will retire in a month time
69. It is perfect!
70. Shhhhh!!!!
71. I must get that place!
72. Don't speak loudly, fuck!
73. Here we go
74. Here we go what?
75. Shh!
76. Is that him?
77. Is it the boss?
78. Shut up!
79. Yes?
80. No, no I am not busy
81. Ok, very well..shhh
82. No, I was not ssshhhing you
83. The boss wants to see me, get the hell out of here!
84. ..And if we put on the application that I am handicapped?
85. Are you crazy?!
86. Why? What do I have to lose?
87. If that comes out, I will be in trouble, but you'll be dead
88. Whatever.
89. I'm coming
90. Thank you doctor..goodbye
91. I am going to prepare a good soup with carrots and butter and a little bit of pork
92. Guys! Excuse me! Couples on the other side, please.
93. Take him down! Block him! Struck him!
94. Stop! He's my husband!
95. I got the transfer! To Milan!
96. Are we going to Milan.?
97. Yes!
98. Really?
99. Excuse me Director!
100. Tell me
101. There is an inspector who is looking for you
102. An inspector? Which inspector?
103. From the higher administration
104. he says it is regarding your transfer
105. Ehm..let him wait..five minutes
106. To Milan!
107. Shit!
108. Shit, I had to try it first..
109. Noooo! Nooo!
110. Good morning
111. Good morning
112. I am Alberto Colombo
113. did you want to see me?
114. I just wanted to get some details with respect to your transfer
115. Do you need help?
116. Oh no, it's the kids, they always make jokes..they like to pierce the wheels
117. Here we go. Have a sit, please
118. What can I do for you?
119. How long have you been disabled for?
120. Well, it is not easy for me to talk about this, but
121. I was very young
122. And the memory is blurred
123. Going with my mind through those memories is terrible
124. A muscular spasm
125. Ok, it is gone. Tell me
126. Mr. Colombo, there have been two applications filed under your name
127. A recent one, for a person with limited mobility
128. .and another one dated three months ago, for a walking person
129. Is it the same person Mr. Colombo?
130. Yes, it was me who filed these applications
131. The one I filed as a healthy person.
132. I have done it.
133. Because..I wanted my wanted my application to be..
134. ..considered as equal as everybody else's
135. It is important for us disabled
136. to see in the eyes of people like you, normal people, something that goes beyond simple pity
137. It is very honorable
138. Thank you
139. But if this will count against my transfer, I.
140. No, no, it is only a general but necessary verification of your status
141. you know, we often have to deal with fake applications
142. of people who want to go to Milan
143. Oh yeah?
144. Yes, it happens often
145. Shameful
146. But this is not your case mr. Colombo
147. you'll be just fine in Milan
148. Thank you
149. Well, I won't going to bother you more with this
150. Oh, you are not bothering me at all
151. Well, goodbye mr..
152. Goodbye.
153. Mario, please.
154. We are friends.
155. Friends? Friends?!
156. I am not friend with an asshole who pretends to be handicapped
157. I know, I did it for Silvia
158. I shouln't have
159. Sit down.
160. I regret it Mario
161. Sit down
162. Alberto: I have a good news and a bad news
163. I am suspended, am I not?
164. Worse
165. Fired?
166. Worse still
167. Worse than fired, what is it?
168. Transferred
169. to the South
170. South like Bologna?
171. Not Bologna, south south
172. Don't tell me Rome, you know I dislike Rome
173. No, don't worry, it is not Rome, it's much more South
174. Sicily?!
175. No, before Sicily there is Campania
176. You have been transferred close to Naples
177. Naples?
178. But it is horrifying, Mario!
179. You'll start this coming Monday
180. What do you mean Monday? I have no light clothes, no place to sleep.
181. Look, we offer accommodation for the director of the post office
182. But where are you sending me exactly?
183. Castellabbate
184. Castellabbate?
185. Well..what's the good news?
186. I just told you
187. And the bad one?
188. You're gonna stay there for two years
189. Two years?
190. Minimum
191. Two years in Naples? Mario.
192. Look Alberto, either the South, or you get fired because of big responsabilities
193. Two years in Naples? I will die
194. Now! Go.go.I am sorry
195. Mario you cannot do this to me
196. Help me!
197. Alberto, I don't know what else to do
198. Mario!
199. Mr. Director
200. Good morning, come on in
201. Hi Honey
202. Hi love
203. Hi Daddy!
204. Hi Chicco! Are we eating yet?
205. Yes, everything is ready!
206. Look, what a shame, the beautiful house I had found next to my parents'
207. My mom has written down all the names in the intercom and she wrote them down
208. Esposito, Coppola, Wanga, Ahmed, Beretta, Gargiulo, and Capuozzo
209. Now, apart from Beretta, they all look like names from the Equator
210. so it's better than we let go and look for another place
211. Don't worry
212. They are not sending me to Milan anymore
213. So, dinner?
214. What?
215. What does that mean, that another handicapped took us over?
216. They found something much much better
217. Ah, and where?
218. To 'Chateu de la Bait'
219. Where?
220. Castellabbate
221. A smiling city next to.
222. ..Naples
223. Extraordinary
224. What did say?
225. Extraordinary
226. Before
227. Smiling city
228. After
229. Next to Naples
230. Naples?!
231. In order to get the place in Milan
232. I pretended to be disabled
233. You pretended to be.?
234. What an assh.
235. I can't believe I married such a..
236. Such a..
237. Chicco!
238. Asshole!
239. You are going there alone!
240. Put it in your head: you're going alone!
241. Chicco! Pajamas! To bed! Let's go!
242. What an asshole.
243. Mommy, I am scared of Chateau le Bait
244. Illustruous Academy of Gorgonzola
245. I declare mr. Petazzoni
246. Illustruous Academic of Gorgonzola D.O.C.
247. Lower Italy is such a bad thing
248. I know it because my mother, when I was young, she was getting fucked by a Teru'!
249. By who?
250. A redneck
251. The problem over there is that they are all rednecks, men, women, children
252. everybody is a redneck
253. also the animals,cats are redneck, dogs are redneck, the cows, the chickens, the veals are all redneck
254. and they only speak Teru'
255. and you don't understand anything
256. when you think you have understood something, you realize they are fooling around with you
257. in front of you, they are all nice, and good, as they say, they are 'hospitable'
258. but they are really all from Camorra
259. Moreover, I suffered from the heat
260. Is it hot?
261. Winter so so, but during the summer the sun goes up up until 39, 40 degrees
262. So you think inside it would be colder
263. 50 degrees instead!
264. Is it hotter inside than outside?
265. Yes, because they have shitty house made out of shit over 30 years ago
266. How is life over there?
267. Well, it is hard, those who live good are with the Camorra
268. they live good, but the rest is all poor
269. As they say,'you see Naples and then you die'
270. Yes, you die murdered, because either you get Cholera from the stuff they make you eat
271. or some other disease from all the trash they have around
272. It is disgusting
273. Look, I'd have a solution for the South.
274. ..just build parking lots! Parking lots and that's it. Well, enjoy your dinner
275. I am not hungry anymore
276. Temperature is higher than 95 degrees
277. there is flu and meningites
278. What kind of temperature is there?
279. What?
280. No!
281. What?
282. Nothing
283. How hot can it be?
284. There we go
285. Good luck mister
286. Thank you
287. Behave
288. Do what your mother says
289. Daddy, this is for you
290. What is it?
291. It's a mouse trap
292. so that mice are not going to eat your feet
293. Sunscreen 50
294. Put it above all on your.
295. What are you doing? Are you crazy?
296. Do you keep the watch on your wrist?
297. Why not?
298. Why not? They could chop your hand to take it
299. I'm gonna take it off
300. It is true
301. Hey little one
302. Come on
303. Put a hat on your head anyway!
304. It's in the bag
305. Mommy, is dad coming back?
306. Yes, soon, very soon
307. This is Alberto Colombo, your new director
308. I just left home
309. It is 7.28 pm here
310. what time is it over there?
311. 7.28!
312. Good
313. I think I'll get there by dinner time
314. Are you planning on walking to get here?
315. Listen, when you arrive at Eboli, take the Litorale
316. either way you're gonna get stuck on the Salerno-Reggio Calabria highway
317. The Cup of Calabria?!
318. Look, the line is very bad
319. Anyway, I have the GPS, so don't worry
320. I'll see you tonight, ok?
321. I'll be waiting
322. What?
323. I said, I'll be waiting!
324. The scorf?
325. Listen,I'll call you when I get there
326. Typical song from Milan
327. Good morning, ID and license please
328. Sorry, I was going too slow

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    Are you joking? You don't know the kind of diseases they carry, the cryptochroctosis, it's disgusting!..And the spergillosis?
12. Beautiful, isn't it?
13. Milan, the huge Milan
14. You'll see Silvia, our lives are going to change!
15. Who's that? Oh, It's Mario!
16. Mario? Guess where we are!..What? Look, I cannot talk right now, I'll call you tonight, ok? Bye
17. What's going on?
18. Troubles at work?
19. No..don't worry! Optimism, Silvia, optimism!
20. Gross!
21. Motherfu..
22. Whatever.
23. What do you mean you cannot do anything about it? It's 15 years I have been working there!
24. Come on, you promised to me!
25. You knew I cared about that!
26. Well..whatever..ok, I understand, I get it.
27. Let me tell you it is not fair, though.
28. Well..ok, bye Mario! Bye
29. SHOES!
30. TV talking
31. What?
32. They refused to transfer me to Milan
33. What?
34. A..disabled person overtook me
35. So, one needs to be handicapped to go and live in Milan now?
36. No, but they have priority..it's fair, come on
37. Yes, but wasn't your friend 'I-will-sort-everything-out' Mario going to help you in this?
38. How long have I been telling you that Mario is 'chaparan'?
39. Daddy! What does 'chaparan' mean?
40. Well, it means he goes aftere rats..I mean, that he's good for nothing
41. With everything you have done for him!
42. It is not like that, it is not Mario's fault, it is not my fault, it is nobody's fault!
43. Daddy, we are not going to Milan anymore, are we?
44. Calm down! We are still going to go to the American school
45. Your MOTHER is going to bring you there anyway, because if it was up to your father..
46. and then you will go to university in Milan, you will become a lawyer, you'll get married, and then you'll buy a house, in Milan, in the center! In Piazza Duomo!
47. ..or he can stay here and marry Pina
48. Pina? And who's that?
49. The daughter of the pizza man at 'Lo Scoglio'
50. Look, Pina is not ugly at all!
51. And do you know how much does the father have in the bank?
52. It can be an eligible girl!
53. Fish-fingers!
54. Fish fingers again?
55. How does Pina look?
56. She looks like a monster, daddy
57. Mario!
58. Are you crazy?
59. Has anybody seen you coming in?
60. Have you talked to anybody?
61. We work at the post office, not at the CIA
62. Don't speak loud, I am risking a lot!
63. What? What are you risking, I didn't even get the job!
64. I have been working my ass off for 15 years in this company
65. Don't scream like this or we are fucked!
66. Mario. Please help me
67. Silvia is not even talking to me anymore
68. Listen, there is another available site in Milan, the present director will retire in a month time
69. It is perfect!
70. Shhhhh!!!!
71. I must get that place!
72. Don't speak loudly, fuck!
73. Here we go
74. Here we go what?
75. Shh!
76. Is that him?
77. Is it the boss?
78. Shut up!
79. Yes?
80. No, no I am not busy
81. Ok, very well..shhh
82. No, I was not ssshhhing you
83. The boss wants to see me, get the hell out of here!
84. ..And if we put on the application that I am handicapped?
85. Are you crazy?!
86. Why? What do I have to lose?
87. If that comes out, I will be in trouble, but you'll be dead
88. Whatever.
89. I'm coming
90. Thank you doctor..goodbye
91. I am going to prepare a good soup with carrots and butter and a little bit of pork
92. Guys! Excuse me! Couples on the other side, please.
93. Take him down! Block him! Struck him!
94. Stop! He's my husband!
95. I got the transfer! To Milan!
96. Are we going to Milan.?
97. Yes!
98. Really?
99. Excuse me Director!
100. Tell me
101. There is an inspector who is looking for you
102. An inspector? Which inspector?
103. From the higher administration
104. he says it is regarding your transfer
105. Ehm..let him wait..five minutes
106. To Milan!
107. Shit!
108. Shit, I had to try it first..
109. Noooo! Nooo!
110. Good morning
111. Good morning
112. I am Alberto Colombo
113. did you want to see me?
114. I just wanted to get some details with respect to your transfer
115. Do you need help?
116. Oh no, it's the kids, they always make jokes..they like to pierce the wheels
117. Here we go. Have a sit, please
118. What can I do for you?
119. How long have you been disabled for?
120. Well, it is not easy for me to talk about this, but
121. I was very young
122. And the memory is blurred
123. Going with my mind through those memories is terrible
124. A muscular spasm
125. Ok, it is gone. Tell me
126. Mr. Colombo, there have been two applications filed under your name
127. A recent one, for a person with limited mobility
128. .and another one dated three months ago, for a walking person
129. Is it the same person Mr. Colombo?
130. Yes, it was me who filed these applications
131. The one I filed as a healthy person.
132. I have done it.
133. Because..I wanted my wanted my application to be..
134. ..considered as equal as everybody else's
135. It is important for us disabled
136. to see in the eyes of people like you, normal people, something that goes beyond simple pity
137. It is very honorable
138. Thank you
139. But if this will count against my transfer, I.
140. No, no, it is only a general but necessary verification of your status
141. you know, we often have to deal with fake applications
142. of people who want to go to Milan
143. Oh yeah?
144. Yes, it happens often
145. Shameful
146. But this is not your case mr. Colombo
147. you'll be just fine in Milan
148. Thank you
149. Well, I won't going to bother you more with this
150. Oh, you are not bothering me at all
151. Well, goodbye mr..
152. Goodbye.
153. Mario, please.
154. We are friends.
155. Friends? Friends?!
156. I am not friend with an asshole who pretends to be handicapped
157. I know, I did it for Silvia
158. I shouln't have
159. Sit down.
160. I regret it Mario
161. Sit down
162. Alberto: I have a good news and a bad news
163. I am suspended, am I not?
164. Worse
165. Fired?
166. Worse still
167. Worse than fired, what is it?
168. Transferred
169. to the South
170. South like Bologna?
171. Not Bologna, south south
172. Don't tell me Rome, you know I dislike Rome
173. No, don't worry, it is not Rome, it's much more South
174. Sicily?!
175. No, before Sicily there is Campania
176. You have been transferred close to Naples
177. Naples?
178. But it is horrifying, Mario!
179. You'll start this coming Monday
180. What do you mean Monday? I have no light clothes, no place to sleep.
181. Look, we offer accommodation for the director of the post office
182. But where are you sending me exactly?
183. Castellabbate
184. Castellabbate?
185. Well..what's the good news?
186. I just told you
187. And the bad one?
188. You're gonna stay there for two years
189. Two years?
190. Minimum
191. Two years in Naples? Mario.
192. Look Alberto, either the South, or you get fired because of big responsabilities
193. Two years in Naples? I will die
194. Now! Go.go.I am sorry
195. Mario you cannot do this to me
196. Help me!
197. Alberto, I don't know what else to do
198. Mario!
199. Mr. Director
200. Good morning, come on in
201. Hi Honey
202. Hi love
203. Hi Daddy!
204. Hi Chicco! Are we eating yet?
205. Yes, everything is ready!
206. Look, what a shame, the beautiful house I had found next to my parents'
207. My mom has written down all the names in the intercom and she wrote them down
208. Esposito, Coppola, Wanga, Ahmed, Beretta, Gargiulo, and Capuozzo
209. Now, apart from Beretta, they all look like names from the Equator
210. so it's better than we let go and look for another place
211. Don't worry
212. They are not sending me to Milan anymore
213. So, dinner?
214. What?
215. What does that mean, that another handicapped took us over?
216. They found something much much better
217. Ah, and where?
218. To 'Chateu de la Bait'
219. Where?
220. Castellabbate
221. A smiling city next to.
222. ..Naples
223. Extraordinary
224. What did say?
225. Extraordinary
226. Before
227. Smiling city
228. After
229. Next to Naples
230. Naples?!
231. In order to get the place in Milan
232. I pretended to be disabled
233. You pretended to be.?
234. What an assh.
235. I can't believe I married such a..
236. Such a..
237. Chicco!
238. Asshole!
239. You are going there alone!
240. Put it in your head: you're going alone!
241. Chicco! Pajamas! To bed! Let's go!
242. What an asshole.
243. Mommy, I am scared of Chateau le Bait
244. Illustruous Academy of Gorgonzola
245. I declare mr. Petazzoni
246. Illustruous Academic of Gorgonzola D.O.C.
247. Lower Italy is such a bad thing
248. I know it because my mother, when I was young, she was getting fucked by a Teru'!
249. By who?
250. A redneck
251. The problem over there is that they are all rednecks, men, women, children
252. everybody is a redneck
253. also the animals,cats are redneck, dogs are redneck, the cows, the chickens, the veals are all redneck
254. and they only speak Teru'
255. and you don't understand anything
256. when you think you have understood something, you realize they are fooling around with you
257. in front of you, they are all nice, and good, as they say, they are 'hospitable'
258. but they are really all from Camorra
259. Moreover, I suffered from the heat
260. Is it hot?
261. Winter so so, but during the summer the sun goes up up until 39, 40 degrees
262. So you think inside it would be colder
263. 50 degrees instead!
264. Is it hotter inside than outside?
265. Yes, because they have shitty house made out of shit over 30 years ago
266. How is life over there?
267. Well, it is hard, those who live good are with the Camorra
268. they live good, but the rest is all poor
269. As they say,'you see Naples and then you die'
270. Yes, you die murdered, because either you get Cholera from the stuff they make you eat
271. or some other disease from all the trash they have around
272. It is disgusting
273. Look, I'd have a solution for the South.
274. ..just build parking lots! Parking lots and that's it. Well, enjoy your dinner
275. I am not hungry anymore
276. Temperature is higher than 95 degrees
277. there is flu and meningites
278. What kind of temperature is there?
279. What?
280. No!
281. What?
282. Nothing
283. How hot can it be?
284. There we go
285. Good luck mister
286. Thank you
287. Behave
288. Do what your mother says
289. Daddy, this is for you
290. What is it?
291. It's a mouse trap
292. so that mice are not going to eat your feet
293. Sunscreen 50
294. Put it above all on your.
295. What are you doing? Are you crazy?
296. Do you keep the watch on your wrist?
297. Why not?
298. Why not? They could chop your hand to take it
299. I'm gonna take it off
300. It is true
301. Hey little one
302. Come on
303. Put a hat on your head anyway!
304. It's in the bag
305. Mommy, is dad coming back?
306. Yes, soon, very soon
307. This is Alberto Colombo, your new director
308. I just left home
309. It is 7.28 pm here
310. what time is it over there?
311. 7.28!
312. Good
313. I think I'll get there by dinner time
314. Are you planning on walking to get here?
315. Listen, when you arrive at Eboli, take the Litorale
316. either way you're gonna get stuck on the Salerno-Reggio Calabria highway
317. The Cup of Calabria?!
318. Look, the line is very bad
319. Anyway, I have the GPS, so don't worry
320. I'll see you tonight, ok?
321. I'll be waiting
322. What?
323. I said, I'll be waiting!
324. The scorf?
325. Listen,I'll call you when I get there
326. Typical song from Milan
327. Good morning, ID and license please
328. Sorry, I was going too slow

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    Are you joking? You don't know the kind of diseases they carry, the cryptochroctosis, it's disgusting!..And the spergillosis?
12. Beautiful, isn't it?
13. Milan, the huge Milan
14. You'll see Silvia, our lives are going to change!
15. Who's that? Oh, It's Mario!
16. Mario? Guess where we are!..What? Look, I cannot talk right now, I'll call you tonight, ok? Bye
17. What's going on?
18. Troubles at work?
19. No..don't worry! Optimism, Silvia, optimism!
20. Gross!
21. Motherfu..
22. Whatever.
23. What do you mean you cannot do anything about it? It's 15 years I have been working there!
24. Come on, you promised to me!
25. You knew I cared about that!
26. Well..whatever..ok, I understand, I get it.
27. Let me tell you it is not fair, though.
28. Well..ok, bye Mario! Bye
29. SHOES!
30. TV talking
31. What?
32. They refused to transfer me to Milan
33. What?
34. A..disabled person overtook me
35. So, one needs to be handicapped to go and live in Milan now?
36. No, but they have priority..it's fair, come on
37. Yes, but wasn't your friend 'I-will-sort-everything-out' Mario going to help you in this?
38. How long have I been telling you that Mario is 'chaparan'?
39. Daddy! What does 'chaparan' mean?
40. Well, it means he goes aftere rats..I mean, that he's good for nothing
41. With everything you have done for him!
42. It is not like that, it is not Mario's fault, it is not my fault, it is nobody's fault!
43. Daddy, we are not going to Milan anymore, are we?
44. Calm down! We are still going to go to the American school
45. Your MOTHER is going to bring you there anyway, because if it was up to your father..
46. and then you will go to university in Milan, you will become a lawyer, you'll get married, and then you'll buy a house, in Milan, in the center! In Piazza Duomo!
47. ..or he can stay here and marry Pina
48. Pina? And who's that?
49. The daughter of the pizza man at 'Lo Scoglio'
50. Look, Pina is not ugly at all!
51. And do you know how much does the father have in the bank?
52. It can be an eligible girl!
53. Fish-fingers!
54. Fish fingers again?
55. How does Pina look?
56. She looks like a monster, daddy
57. Mario!
58. Are you crazy?
59. Has anybody seen you coming in?
60. Have you talked to anybody?
61. We work at the post office, not at the CIA
62. Don't speak loud, I am risking a lot!
63. What? What are you risking, I didn't even get the job!
64. I have been working my ass off for 15 years in this company
65. Don't scream like this or we are fucked!
66. Mario. Please help me
67. Silvia is not even talking to me anymore
68. Listen, there is another available site in Milan, the present director will retire in a month time
69. It is perfect!
70. Shhhhh!!!!
71. I must get that place!
72. Don't speak loudly, fuck!
73. Here we go
74. Here we go what?
75. Shh!
76. Is that him?
77. Is it the boss?
78. Shut up!
79. Yes?
80. No, no I am not busy
81. Ok, very well..shhh
82. No, I was not ssshhhing you
83. The boss wants to see me, get the hell out of here!
84. ..And if we put on the application that I am handicapped?
85. Are you crazy?!
86. Why? What do I have to lose?
87. If that comes out, I will be in trouble, but you'll be dead
88. Whatever.
89. I'm coming
90. Thank you doctor..goodbye
91. I am going to prepare a good soup with carrots and butter and a little bit of pork
92. Guys! Excuse me! Couples on the other side, please.
93. Take him down! Block him! Struck him!
94. Stop! He's my husband!
95. I got the transfer! To Milan!
96. Are we going to Milan.?
97. Yes!
98. Really?
99. Excuse me Director!
100. Tell me
101. There is an inspector who is looking for you
102. An inspector? Which inspector?
103. From the higher administration
104. he says it is regarding your transfer
105. Ehm..let him wait..five minutes
106. To Milan!
107. Shit!
108. Shit, I had to try it first..
109. Noooo! Nooo!
110. Good morning
111. Good morning
112. I am Alberto Colombo
113. did you want to see me?
114. I just wanted to get some details with respect to your transfer
115. Do you need help?
116. Oh no, it's the kids, they always make jokes..they like to pierce the wheels
117. Here we go. Have a sit, please
118. What can I do for you?
119. How long have you been disabled for?
120. Well, it is not easy for me to talk about this, but
121. I was very young
122. And the memory is blurred
123. Going with my mind through those memories is terrible
124. A muscular spasm
125. Ok, it is gone. Tell me
126. Mr. Colombo, there have been two applications filed under your name
127. A recent one, for a person with limited mobility
128. .and another one dated three months ago, for a walking person
129. Is it the same person Mr. Colombo?
130. Yes, it was me who filed these applications
131. The one I filed as a healthy person.
132. I have done it.
133. Because..I wanted my wanted my application to be..
134. ..considered as equal as everybody else's
135. It is important for us disabled
136. to see in the eyes of people like you, normal people, something that goes beyond simple pity
137. It is very honorable
138. Thank you
139. But if this will count against my transfer, I.
140. No, no, it is only a general but necessary verification of your status
141. you know, we often have to deal with fake applications
142. of people who want to go to Milan
143. Oh yeah?
144. Yes, it happens often
145. Shameful
146. But this is not your case mr. Colombo
147. you'll be just fine in Milan
148. Thank you
149. Well, I won't going to bother you more with this
150. Oh, you are not bothering me at all
151. Well, goodbye mr..
152. Goodbye.
153. Mario, please.
154. We are friends.
155. Friends? Friends?!
156. I am not friend with an asshole who pretends to be handicapped
157. I know, I did it for Silvia
158. I shouln't have
159. Sit down.
160. I regret it Mario
161. Sit down
162. Alberto: I have a good news and a bad news
163. I am suspended, am I not?
164. Worse
165. Fired?
166. Worse still
167. Worse than fired, what is it?
168. Transferred
169. to the South
170. South like Bologna?
171. Not Bologna, south south
172. Don't tell me Rome, you know I dislike Rome
173. No, don't worry, it is not Rome, it's much more South
174. Sicily?!
175. No, before Sicily there is Campania
176. You have been transferred close to Naples
177. Naples?
178. But it is horrifying, Mario!
179. You'll start this coming Monday
180. What do you mean Monday? I have no light clothes, no place to sleep.
181. Look, we offer accommodation for the director of the post office
182. But where are you sending me exactly?
183. Castellabbate
184. Castellabbate?
185. Well..what's the good news?
186. I just told you
187. And the bad one?
188. You're gonna stay there for two years
189. Two years?
190. Minimum
191. Two years in Naples? Mario.
192. Look Alberto, either the South, or you get fired because of big responsabilities
193. Two years in Naples? I will die
194. Now! Go.go.I am sorry
195. Mario you cannot do this to me
196. Help me!
197. Alberto, I don't know what else to do
198. Mario!
199. Mr. Director
200. Good morning, come on in
201. Hi Honey
202. Hi love
203. Hi Daddy!
204. Hi Chicco! Are we eating yet?
205. Yes, everything is ready!
206. Look, what a shame, the beautiful house I had found next to my parents'
207. My mom has written down all the names in the intercom and she wrote them down
208. Esposito, Coppola, Wanga, Ahmed, Beretta, Gargiulo, and Capuozzo
209. Now, apart from Beretta, they all look like names from the Equator
210. so it's better than we let go and look for another place
211. Don't worry
212. They are not sending me to Milan anymore
213. So, dinner?
214. What?
215. What does that mean, that another handicapped took us over?
216. They found something much much better
217. Ah, and where?
218. To 'Chateu de la Bait'
219. Where?
220. Castellabbate
221. A smiling city next to.
222. ..Naples
223. Extraordinary
224. What did say?
225. Extraordinary
226. Before
227. Smiling city
228. After
229. Next to Naples
230. Naples?!
231. In order to get the place in Milan
232. I pretended to be disabled
233. You pretended to be.?
234. What an assh.
235. I can't believe I married such a..
236. Such a..
237. Chicco!
238. Asshole!
239. You are going there alone!
240. Put it in your head: you're going alone!
241. Chicco! Pajamas! To bed! Let's go!
242. What an asshole.
243. Mommy, I am scared of Chateau le Bait
244. Illustruous Academy of Gorgonzola
245. I declare mr. Petazzoni
246. Illustruous Academic of Gorgonzola D.O.C.
247. Lower Italy is such a bad thing
248. I know it because my mother, when I was young, she was getting fucked by a Teru'!
249. By who?
250. A redneck
251. The problem over there is that they are all rednecks, men, women, children
252. everybody is a redneck
253. also the animals,cats are redneck, dogs are redneck, the cows, the chickens, the veals are all redneck
254. and they only speak Teru'
255. and you don't understand anything
256. when you think you have understood something, you realize they are fooling around with you
257. in front of you, they are all nice, and good, as they say, they are 'hospitable'
258. but they are really all from Camorra
259. Moreover, I suffered from the heat
260. Is it hot?
261. Winter so so, but during the summer the sun goes up up until 39, 40 degrees
262. So you think inside it would be colder
263. 50 degrees instead!
264. Is it hotter inside than outside?
265. Yes, because they have shitty house made out of shit over 30 years ago
266. How is life over there?
267. Well, it is hard, those who live good are with the Camorra
268. they live good, but the rest is all poor
269. As they say,'you see Naples and then you die'
270. Yes, you die murdered, because either you get Cholera from the stuff they make you eat
271. or some other disease from all the trash they have around
272. It is disgusting
273. Look, I'd have a solution for the South.
274. ..just build parking lots! Parking lots and that's it. Well, enjoy your dinner
275. I am not hungry anymore
276. Temperature is higher than 95 degrees
277. there is flu and meningites
278. What kind of temperature is there?
279. What?
280. No!
281. What?
282. Nothing
283. How hot can it be?
284. There we go
285. Good luck mister
286. Thank you
287. Behave
288. Do what your mother says
289. Daddy, this is for you
290. What is it?
291. It's a mouse trap
292. so that mice are not going to eat your feet
293. Sunscreen 50
294. Put it above all on your.
295. What are you doing? Are you crazy?
296. Do you keep the watch on your wrist?
297. Why not?
298. Why not? They could chop your hand to take it
299. I'm gonna take it off
300. It is true
301. Hey little one
302. Come on
303. Put a hat on your head anyway!
304. It's in the bag
305. Mommy, is dad coming back?
306. Yes, soon, very soon
307. This is Alberto Colombo, your new director
308. I just left home
309. It is 7.28 pm here
310. what time is it over there?
311. 7.28!
312. Good
313. I think I'll get there by dinner time
314. Are you planning on walking to get here?
315. Listen, when you arrive at Eboli, take the Litorale
316. either way you're gonna get stuck on the Salerno-Reggio Calabria highway
317. The Cup of Calabria?!
318. Look, the line is very bad
319. Anyway, I have the GPS, so don't worry
320. I'll see you tonight, ok?
321. I'll be waiting
322. What?
323. I said, I'll be waiting!
324. The scorf?
325. Listen,I'll call you when I get there
326. Typical song from Milan
327. Good morning, ID and license please
328. Sorry, I was going too slow